Internet Marketing 101

I have a recipe for crepes, uses rice. 
Make it, take a pic – epic! Post with a cheer.
 I have a recipe for ice, uses ripe mango. 
Comes with a price. 
 I have a recipe for ripped results. 
One per rep. 
 I am without peer!

 Do I arouse your ire? 
What is that you say? 
I am a creep 
you would drop off a pier?